We Singaporeans are in the news again, and all for the wrong reasons. In a ranking on how much we mere mortals enjoy sex, Singapore was ranked 22nd out of 26 countries surveyed, ahead of Thailand, Hong Kong, France and Japan. Losers! Indeed, juz 1 in 3 Singaporeans surveyed said that he/she was happy with the quality of their sex life. The Nigerians, despite busying themselves with the many financial scams around the globe, surprisingly find time to enjoy sex the most.
Actually, this survey by Durex, the rubber company, is a no-brainer. Have we forgotten that we Singaporeans came up 2nd from the bottom up on a survey on the frequency of sex? It's precisely we dun enjoy sex, that's why we’re not making love seven days a week, 365 days a year mah...
Stoopid.
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Oh no, not another post on our dismal sexual performance again. I think I am having a headache.
The survey is definately Nonsense. Just take a look at the abortion statistics and the headline hogging sex related stories. Either that or the message to procreate has been going to the wrong segment of society.
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Heyyo....
So you see, it's like a viscious cycle right? Want to be best in economy - so pple work very hard, strive up the career ladder- too stressed - no time to "make babies" - then population shrink - need to bring in FT - repeat.
Excuse me, they ask the wrong people lah!
Actually I dun think those surveyed tell the truth lah! You should see the raising number of hookers - many on the pretext of studying and taking care of children here in Singapore. Our Singaporean guys are sexually active ones, just play dead when with wives ..... hehehe...
IML:
Definitely. The news juz don't tally, or do they?
Tigerfish:
Ya... we must always be the top in everything. That's why all our neighbours then TL. And yes, you see how some of our policies clash - you want world class economy, and still want pple to make love like rabbits to improve our birthrate. Think we robot ah? Robots also need to recharge wat. Hehehe..
And sure, we have lots of FT, including the 陪读妈妈 ,some of whom were caught engaging in some illegal sleazy business. So how can we Singaporeans dun enjoy sex arh?
ECL:
You're absolutely rite! Should interview pple like you... and me. Heheh... But my wife is always having headache one... I suspect she's one of those interviewed! Damn! And that part about husbands playing dead.... not really lah... I think most of the wives are th one playing "dead"... We men dun enjoying making luv to a cold fish, you know.
Victor:
Cannot say cannot lah. Dun blame it on the headache. Speaking of headache, which head? The top one or the bottom one? Top one still can save. If it's below one, sorry, no hope. How to enjoy life, like dat? Wahaha...
Do we would enjoy sex? The answer is simple - it depends. Depends on which partner and what partner we have. (Broaden your mind pal, partner here does not necessarily mean spouse hor.)
Some partners give you headaches (both top and bottom). So I don't understand how can you enjoy sex with them. It's not that I cannot but rather, it's I will not.
Some partners can only count up to 11. As you are aware by now, my maths quite good wan. So for me, I can count all the way up to 69.
Victor:
Then said so lah. Because you said headache, so I assume you cannot mah. Either that, or you got no partners. But neber mind. Partners can mean anything - male, female, not male not female, animated and inanimated objects ...haha.. I know you're maths wizard, but your fascination with fig 69 is getting stale. We're at 26, not 69. LOL.
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