I've had my eyes on you since I was a kid. I've always preferred you to that ugly and hideous kid in the neighbourhood, the one they called the Cabbage Patch Kid.
Here're the reasons why I much prefer you:
- You have nicer tits.
- You're obviously blonde, and blondes, like Paris Hilton, have more fun.
- You've dumped Ken, the impotent ex-boyfriend of yours.
- And you're good enough to eat.
I was worried sick when I lost you at the party. Looking high and low, I found you sunbathing, half-nude, at the deck ;) Why didn't you call me? You're so delicious I could eat you all day ....
Life in plastic; it's fantastic. Wanna be in your plastic world, basking under the hot, steamy sun with ya....
Plastically & Inanely Yours,